i think my favorite conversation is:
me: i'll be ready in five minutes.
him: but we needed to be there 5 minutes ago.
me: Well MAYBE if you would have told me that sooner, I would have been ready sooner....sigh out loud.
him: i'm just going to go without you. you can meet up with us there.
me: fine.
him: whats wrong?
me: nothing.
him: alright. im just going to go then. ok?
me: go ahead...(eyebrows raised.) thats fine. just leave your fiance to drive downtown by herself.
him: you''ll be fine. your a big girl.
me: fine. if i get mugged or something, that'll be okay, right?
him: do you want me to wait?
me: no, i'm ready now. Thanks!
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