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to serena and venus williams... the semifinal matches of last year's u.s. open were a most enjoyable experience. there weren't many of us, but we cheered and made way more noise than them. do us proud again this year and give us another all williams final. me and the crew will be there tomorrow, don't let us down.
to s.g... you know that you broke my heart, right? trust, that was one bet, i would have preferred to lose. it's cool though, i'll cherish the friendship.
to my golf balls... on saturday, can you please go where i want you to go, even if i didn't hit a good shot. if this guy beats me, i'll never, ever hear the end of it.
to my neighbors who let their dogs bark at 3am... seriously, i sleep like a rock and over the last 3 nights, i've been waken by your pooches. if i call the cops, i'm wrong (according to you), so please, don't let me have to yell out the window any longer for you to shut up your dogs.
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