This is all too funny. And it's much more interesting than work
Another bit of "real life" Martha....one of our families best friends is a pilot and he flies private jets for the rich (and sometimes famous). He regularly flew Martha Stewart around. He said she was the biggest b*tch. She always brought her dogs on the plane and they would be out of control and mess things up (keep in mind this wasn't her jet but one she was "renting")...she would only drink a certain bottled water and then make the staff boil the "impurities" out and then rechill it...her lemon wedges had to be cut a certain way...and if it was done incorrectly she'd make the people do it over again. That was just some of the little things that he told us about.