Small town: A traffic jam is waiting for that large tractor or other piece of farm machinery to move off the road
Small town: Having yourself pictured in a commercial for the local pizza place that airs before every movie at the local theater. (Yep, that's me holding open the door to Pagliai's on the big screen

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Small town: The airport has two commercial flights a day with a plane that has a propeller, and is in the middle of a huge corn field.