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Small town-
You ask for directions and you are told to drive about 1/2 mile till you see the dead oak tree turn left at the silo and go for a spell till you come to the fork past the cow guard. Can't miss it.
You are the forth family to buy a house and people still refer to it as the "Smith" house.
Homecoming for a one HS town, they close Main Street for the parade. On the subject of parades, everyone comes, dogs run wild and parents yell at other people's kids like they are their own.
There is a drugstore with REAL fountain drinks and ice cream sodas, and they KNOW how to make coke floats or vanilla and chocolate cokes.
There is a section in the newspaper called "Fender Benders".
They barter for services.
The majority of radio stations are a.m. and give the hourly farm report. The top local TV program is "Gone Fishing".
The weather girl was Homecoming Queen and the head cheerleader works at Merle Normans. There is a Dairy Qeen!
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