Lifesaver, OMG, 1, 3, and 6 are sooo true for big cities! I can sit at a light for like ten minutes and I still haven't moved! Also, they've changed the direction of traffic on the freeway like 3 times in the last six months, sometimes I will be in the westbound lane going east and vice versa!?
I remember hearing one about small towns:
You go to the store, leave the keys in the unlocked car, windows down, and car running.
I never leave the car unlocked, I even lock my glove compartment!