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Large town, good and bad:
You drive around for an hour looking for a place to park on Saturday night, and end up parking in a tow zone anyway.
You can go out dancing until 5 am.
You can go to a club where the crowd is diverse and friendly, and people of different races mingle freely.
You can buy crack within a mile of your house, dude on the street offers to sell you a three-in-one remote, and sometimes if the guy offering to wash your windshield gets mad enough, he will pee on your car before you can drive away.
You can shop for absolutely anything you could ever want.
You can get dressed up and go to a super fancy hotel for drinks or high tea.
You can get amazing ethnic food of any type, in any price range.
You don't need a car.
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A hiney bird is a bird that flies in perfectly executed, concentric circles until it eventually flies up its own behind and poof! disappears forever....
-Ken Harrelson
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