[33girl]

Small town:

You come home from the bar and tell your mom that "Joe" kept trying to rub up on you all night. Mom rolls her eyes and says "like father, like son" because of course she partied with "Dad of Joe" in her youth.

You have to be really careful not to date anyone who is distantly related to you by marriage.

You're known as "so and so's son/daugher" even if your parents have been dead for 50 years.

The exchange students and Fresh Air kids crack up laughing when they read the police blotter in the newspaper.

You have Fresh Air kids.

If you pay more than $2 for a beer, you've been robbed.