A Garth Brooks lookalike.

Yeah, minus the 300 lbs of fat on his ass.
A 17 year oold. I get carded all the time. Am now getting to the age where I get offended if they dont card me. lol.
People thought my dad was lation. He was german, just with dark features.
People often think my sister andf I are identical twins. I am all, "Um, HAVE you ever had a science class. Shes a girl, I am a guy. theres no possible way we could be identical twins. Even if we were fraternal twins we could look just as alike as we do now, being born 4 years apart.
People think my oldest sister (by 20 years) is my mom. We do look alike, so since shes older, peeps be thinkin she my momma. lol