[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by Phrozen Sands

LMAO! Why does dude’s curl look like a wet mullet now? LOL! I hollered!

CG, what are you going to do when the Vikings lose against Detroit? You been in here talking all this trash and roasting Dan Campbell with hairdos and begging positions LOL, and soon y’all got a game coming up. You do know y’all are going to lose, right? They beat y’all twice in a row last season with a seasoned QB and now y’all got a starter as a fragile rookie who plays like he’s still in college, and a dude who’s somewhat of a rookie. Dude hasn’t been playing long, and starting rookie homeboy played two games LOL. Y’all have no chance. Let me guess, you won’t be “coaching” that day. Lmao

Nope. I’m coaching that day, I just won’t be coaching JJ. The only thing Blue Boy reads better than defenses is his own injury report. And I’ve seen more leadership in a litter box than I have in Blue Boy as a QB. He’s awful. I don’t know who the other QB is that you’re referring to. “Somewhat of a rookie”? Who’s that? We’ve been using Carson Wentz. He’s been in the NFL for years.

Originally Posted by Sciencewoman

Plus, his hair is 4 inches longer in the second picture. He must have had another one of CG's instant hair restoration treatments.

Nope. What you see there is called a hydro aerodynamic mullet. It helps with headset friction and post game interviews. That’s what he said he wanted. $5 bucks. It only looks longer now because the product reached its full potential by the end of the game that night. I’m going to have to cut it again. Another $5 bucks.