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Originally Posted by Sciencewoman
Sorry, Cheerio! CG is the only one on here with a delusional career enhancement, as far as I'm aware.
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Ummm… you root for Detroit? That’s like…
major career delusion in itself. I mean, your head coach looks like he drinks Monster for communion and wears Axe Body Spray as cologne.
Meanwhile, I’ve got clipboard privilege, a functional brain, and a team that doesn’t cry during warmups. Let’s not compare struggles.
And please tell Daniel Campbell to stop texting me “thank you for that signed football” I gave him last season when I was interim coach in training. It literally had an insult on it. Like… it literally said “to my friend, Daniel… Your passion burns brighter than Detroit’s streetlights. And unlike those, yours stay on.” OH… MY… GAWD! Who doesn’t catch that?
Goodbye, Sciencewoman. lol.
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