[cheerfulgreek]

Originally Posted by Phrozen Sands

LOL! Some of us on here know why. You remember Jeremy’s cold ass breadsticks? And how he left that Yelp review like, “Pizza dude had no expression. Looked like he just saw the meaning of life in the cheese”? That’s what your hubby did to you. Turned you out. Had you out here looking emotionally sautéed. “I fell hard and fast and it felt safe”. Girl please. He hit that spiritual nerve so good you started quoting scripture and aromatherapy oils. Dude didn’t just take your heart, he reset your entire factory settings.

When he saw you, and you saw him, he didn’t just move in for the kill, he walked into your emotional control panel, hit “select all,” and reprogrammed who you were/are as a woman. That’s beyond “turned out”, that’s transcendent upgrade.

“I fell hard and fast and it felt safe”. Yeah, okay, CG. Up in here trying to sound soft and poetic LOL!

Okay wow. I literally hate all of you right now, lol. Next topic PLEASE.