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Look y’all, I ain’t gonna lie. Now that I’ve met CG in real life, in her defense, if I was that pizza delivery dude, I would’ve been mesmerized too. What was he supposed to do? CG opened the door, to him, it was like a movie scene — hair flowing, legs out, light hitting just right… dude didn’t stand a chance LMAO. She can’t help what she looks like. Genetics can be a mofo sometimes.
But me? I’d have at least kept my wits about me. I’d be standing there, holding that pizza like a pro, hit her with a smooth, “Hey, uh… for quality control purposes, go head and write your digits on the receipt.”
Now, of course, if I spotted that big ass rock on her finger first, that’d be an instant “My bad.” I’d pivot real quick. But before I did, I’d throw in a “Respect to your husband — man is blessed beyond belief”, before I exited the situation. Unlike pizza delivery dude, no fumbling, no awkward staring, just vibes from me to CG. But hey, I get it, pizza delivery dude froze up. Rookie mistake LOL.
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