[cheerfulgreek]

I just told my husband I want to learn how to use his shotgun for when he has to travel for work.

His response:
“Sure, but based on your size, if you tried shooting that shotgun, the recoil would have you skipping across the house like a flat rock on a calm lake.”

My response to him:
“Yep! Probably so, but if anyone tries to come in this house when you’re not here, I need to protect my family. So, when the buckshot hits whoever or a pardoned Trump supporter breaking in when they start running all over the place attacking people, after I shoot them with it, they’ll be flying back so far they’ll need a passport to get home.”

I am SO serious.