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Originally Posted by Phrozen Sands
LOL! What happened, CG? How’d you know he was a Trump supporter?
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Oh, it was painfully obvious, I mean, she was wearing a Trump shirt, like awkwardly tucked beneath a camouflage hunting jacket. The entire look screamed, “I just rolled out of a discount bin at the world’s most disgusting rural outfitter.” It was almost impressive, really, how much visual chaos one person could pack into a single outfit. I mean, honestly, ignoring her was like a moral obligation to preserve my sense of decency.
She tried to spark a conversation by mentioning how good their bread is, as if she’d just uncovered some profound secret. In my mind, I couldn’t help but think, “Well, duh… that’s why they sell bread? What’s next, a lecture on how water is wet?” Honestly, it was almost endearing in a painfully simplistic way. Almost.
I swear, Trump supporters look less like people and more like walking, talking cautionary tales for why some people shouldn’t be allowed near mirrors, or voting booths. They’re very dumb, filthy, and disgusting people who totally should be ignored. Ew!