I think that we all of can agree that our list have been moderately short.... considering who we are dealing with.....

Here's my TOP 10:
1. Do not complain about what
I am watching on
MY TV.
2.Put the toilet seat down!
*This has to be repeated because they don't listen the first time*
3.Do not breathe a word about my shopping habits.
4.Translation: " I have a headache"=" Leave me alone"
5. If you drop it...pick it up, If you get it dirty...wash, If you moved it...put it back...get the drift?
6. Be on time...not 2,5,10,20 minutes late.
7. Actually scratch #6....
BE EARLY!
8. Be prepared for me to change my mind about anything at any point without warning.
9.If i am on the phone with my Ls....expect a minimum 30-40 minute delay on phone use...
10. Creativity, spontaneity, tenderness, and compassion…must be apart of your vocabulary.