To my former classmates- I apologize that I don't remember all of you. But once I tell you that, please don't go on and ask me " 'If I remember your brother' "? I don't remember him either.
To my homegirl- Yo! When were talking on the phone you don't have to keep saying " 'Are you there"? Girl... when I'm silent that means I'm listening.
To those Parents- How dare you get perturbed when I don't accept your child's late work? I don't give grades in my class -they earn what they get. No one gives me a paycheck.
To the waiter at the restaurant- All night when my girls and me were chilling, you had an attitude when we simply asked for more napkins, and refills on sweet tea. You could'nt speak "one lick" of English, but could say enough to ask for a tip.
Oh No!!! Have a nice day!
To my nosey neighbor- How are you gonna ask me where I was last night? You ain't paid one bill. My Mama does'nt even handle me like that. Now how much more do you think I'm gonna listen to you?
To the girl in my grad class- I know you meant no harm, and I'm flattered that you think I'm cool. But, how are you gonna ask me " 'If I think you're 'thick' "?
Dawg!!! Don't ask another female that, you say that mess to a dude.