To the University's bookstore: Why in the HELL does everything , right down to the bottled water have to be so dayum high??
To My Department: PLUHEEEEEEEEEZEEEE get your chit together. Fire and hire ok? It doesn't take a PHD to see that.
Sallie Mae: Thanks for coming through!!!
The Hot mess Freshmen: It's not so hot that you have to wear a rubberband for a top and your draws for bottoms!!!
To the University rent-a-cops: Stop wolfing down doughnuts and soda and pay attention to the actual crime on campus!!!
To the gold toothed-field goal gap havin-4month old braid wearin-stank azz arm pit wavin- nedro roaming the campus: GET A GOSH DARN CLUE!!!!! I don't appreciate having to stop in the middle of my walk to class to get your stank azz outta my face