[RockChalk]

Originally posted by lifesaver
Good, 'cause haow do you handle introductions? "Michelle, I'd like you to meet Brother Greg, and his BAIL BONDSMAN, Mike. Greg wont be having any beer, because it would violate the terms of his PROBATION. What? Oh that was nothing, just a little ATTEMPTED MURDER charge. Those things happen all the time, you know how it is. Anyway, go Kappa!"

This post cracked me up.