To My Soc 331 Professor: How in the world are you not going to know what Mickey D's is? Asking people that sort of question makes me wonder where in the world you have been all your life?
To My Religion 414 Professor: You stink, literally! How in the world can you come to class smelling that bad?!? You know our classroom is cramped as it is, so why walk around the room spreading your FUNK! When you walked by me, I wanted to vomit. So, during class, I hope you'll understand why I look like this
To the Registrar's office: How is it that you send a letter stating that I need to come in for a senior audit meeting and you tell me that I have to wait until Sept. 9th? Then my best friend calls after me and she's going on Friday!!!
Don't make me go postal on ya'll!
