1. To my apartment management: How in the heck do you keep my delivery for dayum near a month and not notify me? Why did you accept the delivery when I did not sign your memo to accept my deliveries?
2. To the UPS driver who delivered my package on August 1: Why in the heck did you NOT come to my apartment? If I was not there, why didn't you leave a notice that I had a package? BUSTER!
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