To My Research Prof: I think you are a jerk. You knew that I had to go down South for 5 days to bury my grandfather and you grade me down on two assignments making my grade a C. Don't think I won't go to my advisor or the dean of the grad school about this. Oh, yeah I wrote a nice FULL page about your practices on that evaluation.
To my sands: Ya'll are gonna have a great year. Just because I'm a married woman now does not mean I won't have time to support your projects. I will continue to support you guys even though I'll be working more with the alumnae chapter. Ya'll will get the Most Improved Chapter Award at the Mighty Midwest RC in Detroit in '03!!
To my new hubby: I love you so much. I knew from the night you took me home from that icebreaker that we'd be together always, and I know this because I have waited my whole life for you. Even though we didn't have the big wedding that we wanted, all I have ever wanted was to be your wife. Just like pastor said, may we NEVER have to apply for a marriage license again in life because I have committed myself to you and our marriage and I know that you will do the same. I love you baby, and may we always dance in September.
To my ex-hubby: perping does not pay. You will always get caught b/c greeks talk!! Now you won't get to be anything b/c you thought you were so slick! When you were doing your dirt to keep me from journeying to my beloved sorority, your should have realized that your dirt would get onto you!! I'm wearing my letters while you will never wear any!!
To American Idol: I will go back to watching Courage The Cowardly Dog and Powerpuff Girls with my husband in our bedroom instead of me watching your show by myself and he watching our toons on the other TV in the family room b/c ya'll let Tamyra get booted off while I can't sing Nikki stayed on. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOSERS!!!!!!
To My Boss: lime green nail polish on your toes ain't cute on an over 40 woman. Stop buying your clothes from the gift shop at the hospital. That high priced cutesy stuff don't look cute on everybody! Please go home when you are supposed to. You are on salary, staying until midnight-4am when you should have left at the latest 5 maybe 6pm, does not make you any better of a nurse or get you any more money!! Besides, when you stay over like that, I can't get on-line or eat my Corn on the Cob popcorn or listen to the hip-hop/R&B/rap station on the radio b/c that means that I have to actually do some work.
