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This is an old thread but i got a similar email for our campus:
here are some of the ones that i thought were pretty funny...
How many Delta Gammas sisters does it take to change a lightbulb?
5-one to change the bulb, one to take a picture, two to scream "DG love!" and one to make everyone ugly red hair dolls.
How many Alpha Chis does it take to change a lightbulb?
It won't ever get done because the pledges can't be forced to do it.
How many Phi Sigs does it take to change a light bulb?
They'll all help out if it means a mixer with a fraternity that will help them on their way up the social ladder.
Sigma Kappas?
4-one to buy the pot and three to make fun of all the other sororities
How many TKE brothers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one to change it and one to throw it at the Sigma Chis.
How many Kappa Sig brothers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two-one to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were in a better fraternity the lightbulb wouldn't go out.
How many PIKES does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seven-one to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upsidedown this time.
DElta chis??
two- one to change the bulb and one to invite all the sororities to come over and watch them dance naked.
ZBTs?
none. all the lightbulbs get used up by real fraternities.
SAEs?
Who?
Lambda Chis-
the whole house-one to change the lightbulb and the rest to share the homosexual experience because they cannot do anything alone.
Sigma Pi's
None-the house looks better in the dark
We have others on campus but they have pretty much been said already.
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