I read the local newspaper because...
The conversation with the parakeet in the cage is not that stimulating...
(See, the paper is in the bottom of the cage, and...Oh, never mind.)
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Fraternally,
DeltAlum
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The above is the opinion of the poster which may or may not be based in known facts and does not necessarily reflect the views of Delta Tau Delta or Greek Chat -- but it might.
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