After last night...

Those 21 and 2 minutes old chicks who show up to the 21+ club and get drunk off of ONE Long Island Iced Tea. Especially the chick last night who was being a belligerent drunk and kept on blocking the aisle.

I accidentally stepped on her foot with my big shoes.

Chick: [in her best whiny voice] "Owwww...you stepped on my foot!

Me: Yeah well if you don't &*^#$ move I'm gonna step on your other one! Now get out of my &*%$*# way @#$@#!

For those of you who are wondering, yes I did say that.