Quote:
Originally posted by FHwku
"Stunt cock!"
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I
love Orgazmo! Other wonderful lines from that movie include "I am Sancho," "I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but..." and, "Jesus and I love you!"
Others I missed, not used as frequently, but still funny:
- Oooh, shiny!
- Ferret shock describes a sensory overload.
- Let me check my notes... Used when one is unsure of something.
- Hook up like trains was first said by a friend who is completely... well... just one of those people who should not know anything about sex, let alone talk about it. He was describing an argument between two people in class and gave the reason for the sudden tension between them: "Yeah, they hooked up. You know, like trains hook up?" He illustrated his point by making a circle with his left hand and poking his right index finger into it. There really was no need for the visual aid... we got it.
- While I'm up and pregnant. This one comes from a friend of mine's mother. The house was full of kids and she was 8 months pregnant. She got up and one of the kids asked her to get him a soda from the fridge. She said, "Sure, while I'm up and pregnant." So now, if somebody is running into the kitchen and you want him to grab you a glass of water, you say, "Hey, while you're up and pregnant..."
- So... how 'bout them Mets? Used when the topic is sex and someone gets too descriptive. Means, "TMI and change the subject!"
- Twitterpated describes that giddy, butterflies-in-the-stomach, thirteen-year-old, can't-keep-my-mind-off-him state that ensues when you first meet somebody new and you're completely smitten. The word was invented by my big. Twitterpation has no remedy, nor can the symptoms be easily treated, but the condition usually runs its course in 7-10 days. It is not fatal, but it can cause major distraction.
PS: Can you tell I'm a Sluggy addict?