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To Soror Ideal08 - -
Uh, Soror, is you awight today? Just a little worried 'bout 'cha from that post. Glad you got all that off your chest though...sounds more like you wore the keys of that keyboard! I'm gonna be praying for you. Release it...go out and get your groove back.
To the white people that I work with:
Bump this email that I just got about tomorrow being "Questionable Hair Day". Last week you dumb mofos had "Inappropriate Accessories Day" and now it's bad hair day tomorrow. Bump that....like I'm really gonna go out the house with my hair lookin' like boo boo the fool. In fact, just for that, I'm taking off work tomorrow at 2pm and getting an early appointment with my hairdresser...just to remind me that I have much more sense than "bad hair day".
To the producers of American Idol - -
Bump you. I will no longer watch this show. How you g'on let the one with the strongest voice get voted off. It's all good though, 'cause I bet that by 10am this morning, Tamyra had at least 5 record deal offers at her door.
To the producers of Soul Food - -
If CT4 is correct, and next week is the last episode 'till January, we need to have a serious sit down. This is completely unacceptable for you to get my weekly fantansies of Boris Kodjoe going and then pull the plug. It's like really hot foreplay without the main course.
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