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THE HOUSE!

After living a full life and being as fraternal as
possible a proud member of Alpha Phi Alpha dies. When
he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They
came to a modest little house with a faded A-Phi-A
Crest in the window. "This house is yours for
eternity," said God. "This is very special; not
everyone gets a house up here."
The A-Phi-A felt special, indeed, and walked up to his
house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another
house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion
with a Gold carpet rolled on the pathway, 50 foot tall
Purple and Gold statue with the enormous letters OMEGA
PSI PHI, and in every window, there was OMEGA
paraphernalia. The Alpha Phi Alpha looked at God and
said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I
have a question. I was a good citizen, I serve my
country well, and I did the best I could for my people
and my fraternity."
God asked, "So what do you want to know?"
"Well, why do the Omegas get a better house than me?"
God chuckled and said, "That's my House."