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Here's a couple more:

404 - Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404-URL Not Found," meaning that the requested web page could not be located. Used as in: "Don't bother asking him... he's 404, man."

"A is for Academics, B is for Beer. One of those reasons is why I'm not here... O:-) Leave a message!"

"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?" Denis Leary

Working on Operation Ko-Samuai ;-)

Ohno-Second - That miniscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.

Places to see, people to do...O:-)

Today is Salmon Day...The experience of spending an entire day swimming up stream only to get screwed and die in the end.

Umfriend - A sexual relation of dubious standing or a concealed intimate relationship, as in "This is %n, my ... um...friend."