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I love away messages...they can tell you what I'm doing, or how I'm feeling. Here are a few of the best:
**Greek influenced away message (I stole it from a Phi Delt I know at UOP):
Hey, how ya doin'? Listen, it sucks to have to be the one to tell you this, but you didn't get a bid to talk to me on IM. But you were really really close, I mean that. A lot of people came out this year, and you missed it by just a few votes. It was mainly the seniors who didn't want you. Dude it was a really tough bid meeting, and a lot of guys just didn't know you. So be sure to come out next year and rush my screen name again. Everybody wants you to. I mean, we all really like you, you just didn't get in this year. Oh, and definitly still come out and party with us. Allright? Later man.
**Sleeping away messages:
very tired...must sleep...can't type anymore...leave messageeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Sleep is good...so is beer...mmmmm, beer...
**Crashing classes away message:
Out trying to figure out who I have to bribe, blackmail, or sleep with to get into the classes I want! ERRRRR!
Disclaimer: This is just a joke. I'm not actually going to bribe, blackmail, or sleep with anyone.
**Fun away messages:
Runnin' from the cops!
Out of order!
Tag, you're it!
**These away messages were from my last night in the dorms...I had a lot of fun and for some reason changed my message way too many times, and saved them:
ok, so i haven't really started to pack yet...and i there is a keg tonight...and i leave early tomorrow...what to do???
ok, so i drank tonight....and i still need to finish packing....i will miss sd....i don't wanna go home....why??? for the love of god WHY????
yes, i'm drinking right now...yes, i have a beer in my hand...yes, i'm breaking quite hours...no, i'm not done packing yet...
ok, so we drunk, i try to pack, we all jump in pool....fun, fun, fun!!!
leaving the dorms for good at 10 am...and its 4 am...we just got our first noise/alcohol
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