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What are some of your favorite AWAY messages for IM?

I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself, so if I get back before I return, please ask me to wait.

A friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will sit beside you in jail and say, "Damn, that was fun!"

I'm not here right now, so cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get over it.

Hello! This is Goldilocks. I'm busy right now eating porridge with the three bears, be back as soon as we settle which bowl of porridge is juuussst right!