Dear Santa,
I'm sorry there weren't any cookies out for you last year, but I hope you enjoyed the wine & cheese & fudge. I know that I've leaned towards "naughty" on several occasions this year, but I've never not been nice. In fact, I'm always nice, even when I'm being naughty. That said, I understand that you have more important things to take care of this year, but if you could spare the elves, I'd greatly appreciate your consideration of this list.
What I Would Like For Christmas (Please):- Quota to double at my school (permanently);
- To bid quota without the need for snapping and COB to total by the end of the year (or at least have more members than you-know-which chapter, and feel free to start on that one early);
- A house for my chapter;
- Chapter presidency;
- Sufficient financial security to move to Pittsburgh next summer and get my Dalcroze certification from CMU;
- A certain adorable, dreamy-eyed, wavy-haired filmmaker to sweep me off my feet and tell me he can't live without me;
- My parents to get off my case about when I'm going to graduate;
- Permission to have a kitty in my dorm room (I can find the kitty myself at the Humane Society);
- And as the angels say, Peace on Earth & Goodwill toward Men.
Thank you.
My best to the Missus, the elves, and the reindeer.
Yours very sincerely,
KKC
PS: I'll be singing at church again on Christmas Eve, so if you happen to be in the area, feel free to stop by.