I've been there. It was actually this summer. I was at a bar in LA called Barney's Beanery with a bunch of friends. I drank all of this in a 2 hour span.
Madras
Captian's & Coke
Sam Adams
Lemon Drop 1
Smirnoff Ice 1
Lemon Drop 2
Smirnoff Ice 2
Heineken
Pearl Harbor
Smirnoff Ice 3
Cosmopolitan
Mixing malts and hards was a BAD idea. I was sooooo drunk. But luckily, I didn't puke!