(From the Poster)To CrimisonTide4: You know I figured that with the money you will be saving from not having to pay to go to grad school that you could hook a brother up. I read yo boys post and I like to officially state that you only have to pay for me... the poster. Forget the other goons.
The Following is select emails that I have received and I will only post by location.
From Cincinati, Ohio... MONICA (
www.monicasworld.com &
www.monica.com): Thanks for making sure that J-Records hooked us up with a advance copy of your album. We know you are redoing some tracks right now but sound wonderful. Thanks for NOT disappointing us like Brandy did.
From Atlanta, Georgia...To the staff at OthelloStreet.com: You got some big shoes to fill in the web drama department knowing that ADOP and them at SkeePhi.com got us hooked on their stuff. I wish you a lot of success with your drama and it is nice to have another African American web drama on the map. I'll be watching for you guys in September. And I better be casted as OTHELLO or CHARLES for posting this message. (Poster's Note: I don't know if you will be casted or not, you will have to get those folks over there but I did post your message so I did my part)
From the Poster Himself... To ADOP and DOP and Crooklyn:
Please don't let Jason hit Willie
Please don't let Jason hit Willie
Please don't let Jason hit Willie
And how the hell is Mona going to have an interest meeting?
From Columbia, South Carolia... To Dru Hill: Now that you guys are back together are you going to do more Christian based material or are you going to do more Bedroom based material. I could use more of the later cause the last CD keeps skipping around Beauty. And remember to take the Southern Vow (if you don't remember just listen to "Red Light Special" from TLC).
From Pine Bluff, Arkansas... To Bill Clinton: When are you coming back to Arkansas? It's not like you
really live in Harlem anyway... you just there for the wifey. Oh yeah, my cousin Chanda says hello and that she can meet ya'll at ya'll spot... whatever that means.
From Paris, Texas... To the CRIMISONTIDE4: Where do I send my monopoly money. Do you have a post office box or anything like that. I got a whole bunch of monopoly money that I would like to give away. And tell those boys that they can pay for their own education just like I did. (Poster's Note: None of the men from 112 are available to respond to comment).
From Palatine, Illinois... To GOD: Thank you for waking me up this morning.
From High Point, North Carolina... To the punk who hit my car a few weeks ago. That's why your ass got the ticket because my 102Jamz sticker was stuck out on your ride. I just wish I had a camera so I can put the pics on my web site. Can you take pictures for me and send them to my insurance agency?
From Springfield, Illinois... To the Creator of the Simpsons: Please set the record straight that The Simpsons live in Illinois and not Massechuetts or any other state.
From Kansas City, Kansas... To the Publishers of Ebony Magazine: Why the hell did you put Usher's fine ass on the cover or your magazine? Now all these girls have bent the pages of every copy in the Albertson's where I shop at and I can't get a clean copy. Oh yeah, can you overlook the past due bill I owe you and send me a fresh and clean copy or two. I promise to pay ya'll if you do that for me.
Now that's it! I'm not posting no more letters for folks.
Q Mike Slim Daron
(singing)It's Over Now...