Us Folks in Missouri and Kansas have NO ACCENTS! We Talk Normal it is yall who are from N/S/E/W who have accents!
Hell there are no Native Calif they all very well come from the Heartland of Mo/Ks!
You up North have to tawlk fast as it is Colder than a Well Diggers Butt!
You down South have Heat so you slow your stuff down, well except in N O where you eat OYSTERS and Drink Demon Rum!
You do not just understand!
I hope this helps with all of you people
