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My clone
If I had a clone, I'd kill him. I would beat him with a sack of doorknobs until he pled for mercy, and then I'd keep beating him because I have no mercy for clones. Whatever remained, I would mail it back to the good doctor who created him so he would learn his lesson.
-Rudey
--After I was done beating my clone, I would have sex with Connie Chung and make her husband, Maurie Povich, have an entire episode of his talk show devoted to my feats as his wife's lover.
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