[FuzzieAlum]

I cannot wear Express jeans at all. They just do not fit right on my behind - apparently most people's butts are lower than mine.

And Gap - I can't wear anything from that store. I bought one skirt there once. Nothing of theirs fits me.

It's Levi's 501s for me. Classic, not too pricey.

Now my boyfriend, he wears 505s. Once a year, when he notices his jeans are wearing out, he calls all the stores in town to see who has the lowest price and then goes in and buys four identical pairs ... Me, I have to do a color check (are jeans dark or light this year?), a waist check (is low in?), a length check (on the long side or the short side?), a cut check (OK, peg legs are out, flares are in, but not bell bottomy flares), and then try on a million pair. Once again we can see the difference between the sexes.