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OH GEE WHERE DO I START?
* The fact that fat people are suing fats food chains because they're food made them fat. Or the loser who smoked for 50 years and sued cigarette companies because the ads MADE them smoke. The last time I checked people weren't knocking on your door and SHOVING Marlboros and Big Macs in your mouth. It's your fault for choking down quintuple bacon burgers and smoking 7 packs of death sticks a day. CMON PEOPLE, ACCOUNTABILITY!
*The fact that I'm sitting here ALONE, while some high school drop out loser who should be a freshman in college but is a junior in HS, straight Fs and ruined a soccer career for drugs, no direction, no ambition, has been dating for a year, a college sophmore (junior college but still college) who gets straight As, teaches gymnastics, is completely beautiful and is NOW A SAN DIEGO CHARGER CHEERLEADER! DO I have to drop out of college, spend all my money on a Honda Accord and start racing it? WTF kind of INJUSTICE is this? CMON PEOPLE! ACCOUNTABILITY! If you're a loser, JUST because you look like a model doesn't earn you the right to have the riches that hard working stiffs like myself so deserve!
*The fact that my friend is sitting there wondering if this girl he likes will in fact go out with him because she's still not over an Ex boyfriend who yelled at her, called her a B*TCH, and treated her like Sh*t (Gee, what a f*cking surprise: he's not in school either!) This girl will know my friend will treat her right and she's still hung over this bum.
*That I can't referee a U-19 boys soccer match without two players getting into a fight over some petty BS like whether it's a goal kick or corner kick.
*People who don't know that it's the LAW to pass a car on the LEFT lane.
*Family members and other Asian peers who keep telling me I'm "not Filipino enough" or I'm "whitewashed" because I don't race a honda or play dance dance revolution, because I was in band and not choir, because I was on the newspaper and not the yearbook, because I like soccer and not basketball.
I'll add more when I think of some more.
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