I have a friend that went to a high school where their mascot was the Cotton Blossoms. What the heck is that?!
Here's a few other gems:
Black Rock High School, Black Rock, AR--Zebras
Ozark High School, Ozark, AR--Hillbillies
Cave City High School, Cave City, AR--Cavemen
Jonesboro High School, Jonesboro, AR--Hurricanes (and how stupid can you get?? We don't even GET hurricanes in this part of the country!)