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Best scene ever!!!
"Excuse me sir, but you'll need to check that bag."
"No, I got it."
"It's fine, sir.."
"NO. I don't want to check it."
"Sir, there's no reason to raise your voice--"
"I'm not raising my voice to you. THIS WOULD BE RAISING MY VOICE TO YOU! I don't want to check my bag. And by the way, your airline, you suck at checking bags, because I did that once and you guys lost it. And I got things screwed up very badly for me."
"Sir, I can assure you your bag will be placed safely below with the other luggage..."
"Oh yeah? Are you going to take my bag out there and put it under the plane? Are you going to go out there, with the guys in the earmuffs and put my bag under the plane?"
"No..."
"No? Then shut your piehole and listen to me when I say that I am finished...with the checking of the bags...conversation!"
"Sir, we have rules that with a bag this large--"
"Get your scruffy little paws off my bag! It's not like I have a bomb in here; it's not like I'm going to blow up the plane! All I'm trying to do is store my bag according to your safetly regulations! If you'd just take a minute and take the little sticks out of your head and clean out your ears then you'd hear me when I say that I'm a person who has feelings and all I want to do is do what I want to do and all I want to do is hold onto my bag and not listen to you! If you can release it from my kung-fu grip then you can come and have it! Otherwise, step off, bitch!!!"~Meet the Parents, plane scene
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