Also . . .
5 years of steady sex is FAR from not experienced . . . damn girl you could have done everything 100 times over again in such a long period . . .
Goodness at least twice a day every day for (5 times 356 +1 leap year) . . thats a lot of practice!
Church altars, toys, and places of mysteries should have no lure for you anymore . . . you might just be bored with anyone new . . .
I am teasing you, but don't worry
