Well I have been to my share of ghetto weddings, so I decided just to go to someone's reception. It was in there Mama's backyard(which wasn't bad, it was a big house, the pool had flowers in it, etc) so I breathed a big sigh of relief as I ate my chicken plate "No ghettoness"
Until Shaft came out.
Shaft is a HUGE and I mean
HUGE Great Dane that is only a baby and the brides mama thought it would be ok to let him out for a minute so that he would quit whining in the back. After all, he was SO WELL trained in obedience school, right?
Well in 30 minutes Satan's spawn:
Slobbered all over the ring bearer and flower girl, scaring them half to death.
Jumped in the pool, which had beautiful flowers floating in it to get a ball one of the groomsmen threw in the pool.
Ate some chocolate(a big animal NO NO)
Proceeded to leave "little brown presents" around the yard for us to step in.
Scared the bride's grandma when he got behind her and let out a loud happy WOOF! Grandma cussed out her daughter about the dog in front of everyone cause he's "making her sugar act up"
Why me? Why?
QTE