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...the landlord posting my eviction notice.
"Ma'am you have failed to pay the rent for the last two months and now I am giving you thirty days to be off my property!"
"No! That is incorrect. I have my man paying you every month, on time at that!"
"Yes ma'am, he WAS paying on time every month...up until 2 months ago! Anyway, HIS name is not on this lease, YOURS is. So I suggest you come up with my two months rent, or the sheriff will be here in 30 days to see you out!"
I sat in awe as I watched my landlord walk away. I had just pointed my pearly .22 at my man's nether region. How was I supposed to ask him for the last 2 months rent? After much deliberation, I went back inside, picked up the phone and called...
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