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Looks me in the eye...
"Look, babe, last night before we made beautiful love...I was gonna sit down and have this talk with you..."
"What talk?!" I demanded.
"Well I have 2 kids. The reson why that girl is throwing bricks through the window is because I am backed up on child support with her. I think. Or maybe it is because I gave her the clap. Well, either one."
I closed my eyes tight because I just knew I was dreaming. As soon as I opened them again....
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