This thread is so FUNNY!!!! I was LMAO reading this at my desk and then I showed it to my co-workers and they were rolling right along with me.
This ghetto wedding was right in my own family. My ghetto cousin got married 5 years ago to an equally ghetto man and they had what I thought was such a ghetto wedding.
I was the maid of honor. All of our dresses matched (I saw to that). Here is where things started to go ghetto:
First of all, the ceremony started late. Why? The groom overslept and then had to go and get his hair cut. WTF?? Then he didn't look in the box from the tux shop until the day of and showed up in a navy blue coat with black pants. Then his groomsmen came down the aisle pimping, jail posing, profiling, you name it. Then WTF gave the bride's exboyfriend permission to sing to her during the ceremony?? Then the groom and the ex almost went to blows at the altar!!!
It gets worse: at the reception they had downhome (this is in Mississippi) food. Fried chicken, chitterlings, BBQ, neck bones, red Kool-Aid, the most ghetto stuff you can imagine. And the wedding party and I had to serve it all and by the time we got to eat, there was no more food!! Then the whole time, his best man kept looking at me like I was some biscuit he wanted to sop up with some syrup and kept asking me for my phone number. All I wanted was the phone number to the nearest Shoney's so I could eat!!
All I can say is that I caught the bouquet and I guess that stuff they say about being the next to marry is true, because I am getting married in February of 2003 and you can believe that it will be ghetto free!! This thread should be called "What Not To Do At Your Wedding"!!!!