[DeltaSigStan]

My pledge name was "Tu-Tu" because I'm somewhat overweight and one of the guys said "Hey, picture Stan ina Tu-tu" and everyone busted up laughing.

My active name is Animal because I can smash aluminum cans on my head and bite a piece out of them. One night One of my bros, Cracky, said "What was the name of the guy on the muppets who just acted wild all the time?" and my Big Bro said "Animal!" and the rest is history.

Can't be as bad as my pledge bro Nick. We were at a party, and a hot girl noticed his red hair, so she said, "is it red down there too firecrotch?"

So, "firecrotch" it was.......