My grandma's Catholic.
I've got nothing but love for
the whole religion.
In this day and age
if a chapter would cut girls
for that, they are snobs.
If you weren't uptight
you would realize I lampooned
all those snooty girls.
But no, not the case
Pearls are clutched no matter what
when I type a post.
I tried to haiku
with seventeen rolling eyes
but I can't.
