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To the cashiers at KMart Don't you ever say we're opening this line just to move some customers out and then we're closing it. See that's why your ass is bankrupt now!
To AOL Customer Service I shouldn't have to wait 20 minutes for a problem you can handle in 2.
To my co-worker I really wanted to laugh in your face when you told me you were serving chitterlings, spaghetti, greens, etc at your wedding reception but I didn't. I guess Kid Capri will be responsible for providing the music.
To the man sitting next to me this morning How in the hell are you funky at 8:00 in the morning? It means you went to bed funky. And you had old funk, WASH EVERYDAY NOT JUST SUNDAYS AND THURSDAYS!
To my Alma Mater Don't you ever send me a bill for one dollar again when you kept some of my money last time for transcripts and never returned it.
To the salesman at WalMart If I needed your help to put the exercise bike in my cart, you knew I needed help taking it to my car. Think lazy loser! I could have talked about that Pootey Tang hair style you had but I didn't.
To Cingular Wireless Ok you guys, if I wanted a Cricket, I would buy a Cricket. I shouldn't have to stand on the roof facing the east, lift one arm 60 degrees, and wrap aluminum foil around my head for good reception. You all are beginning to play with my emotions.
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