To My Boss: You come in at 8:00 every day and try to front like you come in at 7:00 so don't try to have a fake sit down with me in the conference room with the door closed because I skipped lunch yesterday in order to leave a half hour early!!!!!!! That's why I don't plan to work at this bootleg
throw-back to the 1950s company!
To My Scholarship People: I've had this scholarship for FOUR years. The first year you didn't pay it. The second year you fronted like you didn't owe me anything. The third year you didn't pay it again. This year you owe me two years worth of scholarship. Let's not play these games. You're a fortune 500 company you can scrounge up $1500 to pay off the rest of my scholarship
To The Apple Computer People: Why did you lie to me when I bought this expensive %$# computer and tell me that I'd be able to do file interchange with PCs as long as I saved files in word 2000 format?
To The Random Dude I Went to the Movies With My First Year of College We went to the movies once, as FRIENDS! We never were dating, I never kissed you, we just took math together. Why do you keep calling me? How did you get my phone number? Notice when I say I'm busy all the time that MEANS I don't want to talk to you. Notice how I've never been in your presence after that one regretful movie deal. That MEANS I don't want to see you. So please Please PLEASE stop calling me. Bug somebody else GAWD!!!
To My Best Friend/Boyfriend If it weren't for you I'd probably be going insane by now. Oh and please remember to set up the other computer b/c this apple thingy isn't working out!
