Lancome cosmetics:
We have been together through many beautiful times, which is why it pains me to tell you that I am leaving you. I recently discovered that you are discontinuing ANY shade darker than the color tan!

And although I have sent you two emails complaining about this, I can no longer support a company where women of color are no longer wanted.
So its over, through, finito, ca-put.......
I must move on ........